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SPEC SCRIPT FOR THE HBO TELEVISION PROGRAM “ENTOURAGE”

FADE IN:

INT. THE HOME OF VINCENT CHASE

VINCENT

Man, I’m bored.  I can’t think of a thing to do.

VINCENT’S BROTHER

Have you had any pussy today, Bro?  I’m craving pussy almost as much as a meatball submarine sandwich from that little sandwich place in our hometown of New York City.

THE FAT GUY WHO ALWAYS WEARS A BASEBALL CAP

Nah man, Vince doesn’t need pussy, he needs to smoke some drugs.  Want me to go buy some smoking drugs for ya?

THE WIMPY MANAGER DUDE

Come on guys, Vince has got three scripts to read this afternoon.  If he doesn’t choose between one of these fantastic big-budget blockbusters we might have to get real jobs and there will be no pussy or smoking drugs for any of us.

VINCENT

I’m feeling reckless.  Maybe I should buy a new watch made out of super gold.

ARI

Did somebody say my name?

EVERYBODY (PERTURBED)

ARI!

ARI

Pussy. Queer. Shit. Piss. James Cameron. Cock. Queer.  Miramax.  Asshole.  Cunt. Photo Op.

Vincent

That’s your solution to everything, Ari.  I can’t do it this time.  I’m quitting being a movie star.

VINCENT’S BROTHER

Don’t do it bro.  Think of all the pussy.  If you won’t do it for me, at least think about the pussy.

TFGWAWABC

Yeah Vince, think of the pussy and the smoking drugs that we have after the pussy.  Its not fair to the pussy.

WIMPY MANAGER DUDE

(Wringing his hands and kicking pebbles on the ground)

Vince, these scripts aren’t gonna read themselves.  I have to stalk this girl I like this afternoon, so I don’t have all day.

ARI

Queer. Fag. Homo.  Oh hey, I almost forgot the reason I came here.  I’ve got a script for you Vince.  It’s the one you’ve always dreamt of.

VINCENT

No thanks, I’m quitting being a movie star.  I’m gonna go back to my hometown of New York City.

ARI

You don’t want to read a script from the re-animated corpse of Stanley Kubrick?

EVERYBODY

Whoa!

VINCENT

Re-animated?

ARI

That’s right, buddy.  They just brought him back and the first thing he said was, “Must…work…with…Vincent…Chase…”.

TFGWAWABC

Dude, that’s almost as awesome as smoking drugs.

WIMPY MANAGER DUDE

Yeah, it really is.

VINCENT

I dunno.  I was pretty sure I was done being a movie star.   (thinks for minute)  Okay. Let’s do it!

ALL

Hooray!!!

VINCENT’S BROTHER

(checks Iphone)

Vince, I just got a message.  There is a bunch of pussy being held hostage at city hall.

VINCENT

Quick, guys -to our Lamborghinis, asap!

TFGWAWABC

Vince, We don’t have Lamborghinis.

VINCENT

(taps a few buttons on his cell phone)

You do now.

EVERYBODY CHEERS

HOORAY!!!

END SCENE



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