The Belligerent Years
Platitudes Available for Your Next Business Gathering
Posted by RZ
Aug 12, 2009 at 12:11 pm
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The economy has driven me to find new sources of cash. Please consider one of these for your next presentation. I can also create new custom platitudes for a nominal fee.

Thank you,


Here is a sampling.

“Adversity is just an opportunity in a pair of ‘fuck me’ pumps”

“Always consider which teat the milk comes from”

“A rich man knows which way the train is tooting”

“It takes a King to know a throne”

“It takes a whole day to walk around the earth, but only God has the right shoes”

“The naysayer is the sorcerer and his spells cast nothing but doubt”

“Sometimes, only a gay kitty-cat can see the top of the mountain”

“A strangled salesman sells nothing”

“You can always ask for another roll, but they decide about the butter before you ever arrive.”

“You need to know how to sprint in order to catch an errant weasel”

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The Early Documentary Works of Ken Burns
Posted by thebelligerentyears
Apr 1, 2008 at 10:39 pm
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“The Monster Under the Bed is Not the Same as My Coat on a Chair”

“The Tooth Fairy”

“ABC Gum: the Deception”

“Two Milks, a Lemonade, and a Trip Around the Corner”

“Cooties. Why Do Girls Want Boys to Have Them?”


“P.E. : Required Learning or Child Torture?”

“Pubes: A Waiting Game”

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Over the Counter Allergy Medicines that Sound Like Celtic Gods
Posted by thebelligerentyears
Mar 17, 2008 at 6:57 pm
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Like Alien Planets…





Like They Came From the Mind of Robert E. Howard…


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Less Effective Mobster Nicknames
Posted by thebelligerentyears
Mar 11, 2008 at 9:05 pm
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Reginald “Sensitive Nips” McQuade


Mario “Late Fees” Faison


Donnie “8 to 9 hours of sleep a night” Martin


Tony “Magic Fingers” Barzini


Louie “the Book Reader” Gialla


Liam “Conscientious Objector” O’ Flannery


Nicolai “Just Not That Into You” Swaverski


Jimmy “Pay Me When You Can” Donnelly


Michael “The Undercover Cop”  Alfonze

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