The Belligerent Years
Platitudes Available for Your Next Business Gathering
Posted by RZ
Aug 12, 2009 at 12:11 pm
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The economy has driven me to find new sources of cash. Please consider one of these for your next presentation. I can also create new custom platitudes for a nominal fee.

Thank you,

RZ

Here is a sampling.

“Adversity is just an opportunity in a pair of ‘fuck me’ pumps”

“Always consider which teat the milk comes from”

“A rich man knows which way the train is tooting”

“It takes a King to know a throne”

“It takes a whole day to walk around the earth, but only God has the right shoes”

“The naysayer is the sorcerer and his spells cast nothing but doubt”

“Sometimes, only a gay kitty-cat can see the top of the mountain”

“A strangled salesman sells nothing”

“You can always ask for another roll, but they decide about the butter before you ever arrive.”

“You need to know how to sprint in order to catch an errant weasel”



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The Early Documentary Works of Ken Burns
Posted by thebelligerentyears
Apr 1, 2008 at 10:39 pm
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“Mom”

“The Monster Under the Bed is Not the Same as My Coat on a Chair”

“The Tooth Fairy”

“ABC Gum: the Deception”

“Two Milks, a Lemonade, and a Trip Around the Corner”

“Cooties. Why Do Girls Want Boys to Have Them?”

“Noogies”

“P.E. : Required Learning or Child Torture?”

“Pubes: A Waiting Game”



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Over the Counter Allergy Medicines that Sound Like Celtic Gods
Posted by thebelligerentyears
Mar 17, 2008 at 6:57 pm
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Alavert

Benadryl

Claritin

Allegra

Tavist

Like Alien Planets…

Dimetane

Zyrtec

Chlor-Trimeton

Livostyn

Like They Came From the Mind of Robert E. Howard…

Nasal-Crom



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Less Effective Mobster Nicknames
Posted by thebelligerentyears
Mar 11, 2008 at 9:05 pm
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Reginald “Sensitive Nips” McQuade

 

Mario “Late Fees” Faison

 

Donnie “8 to 9 hours of sleep a night” Martin

 

Tony “Magic Fingers” Barzini

 

Louie “the Book Reader” Gialla

 

Liam “Conscientious Objector” O’ Flannery

 

Nicolai “Just Not That Into You” Swaverski

 

Jimmy “Pay Me When You Can” Donnelly

 

Michael “The Undercover Cop”  Alfonze



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